A man can certainly be a Muppet. Being a Muppet is a state of mind. It's about finding that little part of you that's unique, and not being embarrass…

- Jason Segel

We have reached a very cynical era of comedy. The Muppets have proven, for 40 years, that you can get laughs without ever doing it at someone else's …

- Jason Segel

When you're a kid, Kermit is Tom Hanks. He's Tom Hanks for kids or Jimmy Stewart for kids. He's truly the every man.

- Jason Segel

Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.

- Jason Segel

Our job is to become OK with who we are and what our life has been - and keep enduring.

- Jason Segel

The narrative of our lives is a total construct. We get to choose what that is. That is something I've realized as I've gotten older. I have a lot of…

- Jason Segel

Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest.

- Jason Segel

If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.

- Jason Segel

Honestly, I have come to believe that everything is in the order it's in for a reason. I am happy with who I am today.

- Jason Segel