You know, if you're lucky enough to have two smash hit shows, the traffic of the world goes through your dressing room.

- Carol Channing

I am terribly shy, but of course no one believes me. Come to think of it, neither would I.

- Carol Channing

When you try to talk about yourself, you dont know who you are, or what your like, or what your like to other people. And the moment you do it's a fo…

- Carol Channing

Laughter is much more important than applause. Applause is almost a duty. Laughter is a reward.

- Carol Channing

Theres nothing like Nashville for making records.

- Carol Channing

I'm allergic to chemicals in food so I eat only organic foods.

- Carol Channing

Onstage, you just have to tell the absolute truth about the character you are playing. You hope you communicate it, and you hope it comes back like a…

- Carol Channing