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The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals. - Lenny Bruce
The American Constitution was not written to protect criminals; it was written to protect the government from becoming criminals.
- Lenny Bruce
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. - Lenny Bruce
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.
There are no dirty words, only dirty minds. - Lenny Bruce
There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.
It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness. - Lenny Bruce
It's the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.
I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God. - Lenny Bruce
I think it's about time we gave up religion and got back to God.
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them. - Lenny Bruce
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them.
I want to perform an unnatural act. - Lenny Bruce
I want to perform an unnatural act.
Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich. - Lenny Bruce
Faith is to the human what sand is to the ostrich.
Communism is just one big telephone company. - Lenny Bruce
Communism is just one big telephone company.
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