When you're given a newspaper column, you're not being paid to sit on a fence and scratch your chin and say 'On the one hand this' and 'On the other hand that.' You're getting paid for your opinion.
Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that 'death panels' would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthan… - Carl Hiaasen
Nobody with an IQ higher than emergency-room temperature could ever believe that 'death panels' would be appointed to nudge the elderly toward euthan…
- Carl Hiaasen
Sunset on the water ought to be a quiet and easy time, but I guess some people can't stand a little silence. - Carl Hiaasen
Sunset on the water ought to be a quiet and easy time, but I guess some people can't stand a little silence.
My escape is to just get in a boat and disappear on the water. - Carl Hiaasen
My escape is to just get in a boat and disappear on the water.
The Florida in my novels is not as seedy as the real Florida. It's hard to stay ahead of the curve. Every time I write a scene that I think is the si… - Carl Hiaasen
The Florida in my novels is not as seedy as the real Florida. It's hard to stay ahead of the curve. Every time I write a scene that I think is the si…
No deliberative body is manifestly less qualified to make decisions about public education than our state Legislature. With a few shining exceptions,… - Carl Hiaasen
No deliberative body is manifestly less qualified to make decisions about public education than our state Legislature. With a few shining exceptions,…
Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that need to be fixed. And what better place to … - Carl Hiaasen
Good satire comes from anger. It comes from a sense of injustice, that there are wrongs in the world that need to be fixed. And what better place to …
There is no writer's block in a newsroom. There's only unemployment block. - Carl Hiaasen
There is no writer's block in a newsroom. There's only unemployment block.
My books are character-driven. They're not driven by the story. - Carl Hiaasen
My books are character-driven. They're not driven by the story.
That's the thing about being a Labrador retriever - you were born for fun. Seldom was your loopy, freewheeling mind cluttered by contemplation, and n… - Carl Hiaasen
That's the thing about being a Labrador retriever - you were born for fun. Seldom was your loopy, freewheeling mind cluttered by contemplation, and n…
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