My sister might be dumb, but that doesn't make her all that different from the rest of us. She's just like any other American. Except she's Canadian.…

- Bonnie Mcfarlane

I grew up in a mixed religious household. And it was volatile. My dad's atheist, my mom's agnostic. Just constant fighting. There's no God! There mig…

- Bonnie Mcfarlane

I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor.

- Bonnie Mcfarlane

I guess the biggest issue my husband and I are going to have is how do we raise the baby... because he's Jewish and I'm Protestant and the baby's fat…

- Bonnie Mcfarlane

When you're pregnant, people feel like they can come up and give you unsolicited advice. When I was nine months pregnant, this one woman came up and …

- Bonnie Mcfarlane

You know, women are burdened with all this other crap all the time, like looking good. You need to be really superhuman to be successful as a woman.

- Bonnie Mcfarlane

There's no such thing as a feminist - just women who pay for their own breast implants.

- Bonnie Mcfarlane

I don't think cops should wear mirrored sunglasses; the whole time the guy was chewing me out, all I could think was I should cut my bangs.

- Bonnie Mcfarlane

I've been called a racist before, and let me tell you something - that is harsh. That's a really ugly thing to call someone. That's like being called…

- Bonnie Mcfarlane