A sloth once whispered in my ear and told me that when he is clinging to branches he closes his eyes and imagines that he's still a baby holding on t…

- Ann Burton

Don't confuse simple, reasonable honesty with radical silliness. There is no reason to try to articulate blurry feelings or over-explain every detail…

- Ann Burton

Because sloths' metabolisms are so slow, they don't exhibit many external signs of stress and it can be hard to determine their mood.

- Ann Burton

Some people think their fingers are toes or claws, but they're actually finger bones.

- Ann Burton

Footballers are going on strike? When can they start?

- Ann Burton

Sloths actually are like furry living ecosystems all by themselves! Algae grows on their fur and they are also home to "sloth moths" who call them ho…

- Ann Burton

Sloths have no real natural body odor, which helps hide and protect them from potential predators. As a result, their natural smell is a projection o…

- Ann Burton

Sloths have low metabolisms, so they have to move slowly in order to conserve energy. However, they aren't aimless or "lazy" and they actually move a…

- Ann Burton

Given that you're meeting a sloth, that feeling is generally joy, excitement, warmth, and love. What do those feelings smell like, you ask? Like laun…

- Ann Burton