To us — richer and cleverer than everyone else!

- Scott Lynch

Any man can fart in a closed room and say that he commands the wind

- Scott Lynch

A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters darkly about her moods.

- Scott Lynch

My disinterest in your bullshit is so tangible you could make bricks out of it

- Scott Lynch

Mew," the kitten retorted, locking gazes with him. It had the expression common to all kittens, that of a tyrant in the becoming. 'I was comfortable,…

- Scott Lynch

Stand aside, and try not to catch fire if I shed sparks of genius.

- Scott Lynch

We like what we like, we want what we want, and nobody needs to give us permission to feel that way!

- Scott Lynch

There’s no freedom quite like the freedom of being constantly underestimated.

- Scott Lynch

My name's Jean Tannen, and I'm the ambush.

- Scott Lynch