Do what is absolutely you and nobody else..

Always be more than you appear and never appear to be more than you are..

Proclaim not all though knowest, or all though owest..

To travel, to experience and learn: that is to live..

Where I came from, no one was a writer..

You're a writer. Make it up..

My act is based on my life..

Only one music comes out of me..

I'm glad that the lyrics reach people and make them understand that we're all the same, really..

I don't keep up with the Joneses, I am the Joneses..

The law change during the Bush administration gave the Department of Health and Human Services a central role in relocating Central American minors i….

Who's to say where funny stops and 'too far' starts?.

The beginning is the chiefest part of any work..

My work is has always been very, very personal..

You can be maybe rented but never bought..

You better get it while you can.

Tell others about the truth that sets you free..

For every one of our failures, we had spreadsheets that looked awesome.

We pass for what we are..

I'm definitely someone that's private. I've never been interested in celebrity..

When you find a fear, that fear will either create you or destroy you..