I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else..

Sit up straight, listen and participate..

Thank ye." “For what?" “For bein’ who ye are." Gabby chuckled and shook her head, saying, “And who else could I be?.

You have to live a life to become a writer..

You can never learn anything that is not a part of yourself..

'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

I am what is around me..

Politics is a thing that only the unsophisticated can really go for..

Every time I do a movie where it gets physical, I say never again..

You're a stalker with hooves." -Percy Jackson.

The question is not whether you ever gave yourself to God, but whether you are His now..

Things do not exist until they begin to appear..

I have never voted in my life..

Religion is a byproduct of fear..

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

Success is being nothing but a quote..

Now I am almost entirely love..

I've been called worse by better..

It's not what you wear it's how you wear it, is what I say..

I know what I want! And I just go for it..