You must not allow yourself to be advised, cautioned, influenced, persuaded.

You can't be pro-business unless you're pro education..

I've aged, but grown up? No..

I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up..

Something that cannot be explained cannot be seen..

When you don't have certain senses your other senses become heightened..

I only like boutiques..

It is up to us not to bury that potential we have..

I love a woman who can out-eat me..

Some things just have to be believed to be seen..

The full veil is not appropriate for Germans, and should be banned wherever legally possible..

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect..

Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer..

Beauty is health. Health is beauty..

I have wished you something None of the others would..

Maybe I am not French, maybe I am from nowhere..

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning..

I ain't got much education, but I got some sense..

Lu-cy...you have some s'plainin' to do. ~Gem.

Send me to jail in 48 hours if I am corrupt..

Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..