Explore Quotes on 50th Birthday

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

Fifty years old, 212 fights, and I'm still pretty.

At 50, if you are on a diet on your birthday, you can't eat a piece of your birthday cake. So grab two, a piece in each hand and, lo and behold, you will be on a balanced diet! Happy birthday, old chum!

In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!

I do think I feel it but you don't think you are cause at a certain time you are no age but you don't think you are anything. You feel the life you have lived. I feel that. It's been a long fifty years.

Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you can across the face.

I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.

You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.

At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday.

Drink, eat, jump and dance as much as you can stand tonight, but not too much, because you are fifty now.

After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, "I just ferment my food now."

There's nothing stressful about turning 50 except people reminding you about it.

Happy birthday! Hope your 50s will be as awesome as your 40s.

Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday!

50 years: here's a time when you have to separate yourself from what other people expect of you, and do what you love. Because if you find yourself 50 years old and you aren't doing what you love, then what's the point?

Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!

I've never been more in love with anyone nearly half my age than I am today. I'd get married in a minute if I weren't still married to somebody else.

At my age, no one is married, no one has kids, no one has a career.

Even one voice can be heard loudly all over the world in this day and age.

I was getting hot flashes and sweats on a regular basis. That's not normal, even for my age.

By Time and Age full many things are taught.