Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

You read best what you read most..

I like having options, alternate lives unlived but always possible..

It's really good to be here and as I always say, it's really good to be anywhere!.

I don't like things that aren't true..

Friendship neither finds nor makes equals..

There's nobody playing better than J.R. Sweezy.

I totally understand OJ. I get it..

I like the TV format. I like how fast it is..

I cannot explain something that no one has ever figured out..

Act because you love to act..

I'm no George Brett, and I probably never will be..

I prefer true over happy now..

You have to make the good out of the bad because that is all you have got to make it out of..

Do not seek to be loved at any price, because Love has no price..

I am many things, but one of the things I am is a lesbian..

I like things to reverberate, to be suggestive..

I've never not been famous..

All religions are a part of Divinity. And if we didn't have one of those religions, then Divinity would not be what it is. It would be something else….

I just have to be me..

Things just seemed to go too wrong too many times..