Although I don't take myself very seriously, I do take my work extraordinarily seriously..

God gave the day, God gave the strength..

I didn't really sign up to be a celebrity, I only signed up to be a writer..

Always do your best. Somebody is watching you..

Patience puts up with those you'd like to put down.

We learn nothing by being right..

As George Costanza would say, when they're applauding, stop..

Sit up straight, listen and participate..

The one who is happy, that's the one who is right..

Let science tell us what and how. Let religion tell us who and why..

Do for yourself, for no one else will..

Life did not stop, and one had to live..

Telling someone they're wrong is not the same as leading or inspiring them to do what's right..

But what we all have to learn is that we can't do everything ourselves..

Dead. Never been that before. Not even once..

Oh, I don't talk about God..

After that, work and hope. But never hope more than you work.

As we interpret ourselves differently, we also live ourselves differently..

You can't choose your potential, but you can choose to fulfill it..

I'm a version of the same person..

The knock-out punch is always the one you never see coming..