Lu-cy...you have some s'plainin' to do. ~Gem.

Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..

Maybe it's what we don't say/that saves us..

You're not the same after, say, an incredible love affair that went very well or a love affair that went bad. Or something that happens to your healt….

The truth is that I am enslaved... in one vast love affair with 70 children..

Surely all of us are nerved by one another, catch courage from one another..

I don't do too many jokes about current affairs, because almost every comedian always does that..

Women are the life force we look at for their beauty..

For my second match it's pretty good..

A smile becomes you or perhaps you become you when you smile..

Accidental stacks considered harmful..

Celebrity is very weird..

I am, therefore there is a God..

I don't have anything to hide..

I bleed like nobody else..

I've always loved to sing..

The physical part has a lot to do with the mental part..

Success feeds confidence..

Even intellectuals should have learned by now that objective rationality is not the default position of the human mind, much less the bedrock of huma….

The only rule is there are no rules..

After that, work and hope. But never hope more than you work.