What I am is what I am. Are you what you are - or what?.

The truth is that only 1% of all new words are totally new, and of those an even smaller percentage are conjured up out of thin air. The vast majorit….

Women don't have an expiration date..

Shoot, two things I said I wasn't going to do: Cry and give air quotes..

Madonna is the most famous woman on the planet and has been for a number of decades..

The public be damned..

You gotta keep the funny intact..

We all drink from one water We all breathe from one air We rise from one ocean And we live under one sky.

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

The better I shoot, the less I have to maneuver..

The new evangelization ... begins in the confessional..

Nobody could catch cold by the sea; nobody wanted appetite by the sea; nobody wanted spirits; nobody wanted strength. Sea air was healing, softening,….

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing..

Solitude matters. And for some people it's the air they breathe..

And he smote the Balrog upon the mountainside..

You must be much WITH God before you can be much FOR God..

Money amassed either serves us or rules us..

There's no truth in acting, it's all a trick, because you go on stage in front of sets, you're on film - it's all a trick. I'm making it sound very -….

Pilots track their lives by the number of hours in the air, as if any other kind of time isn't worth noting..

As usual she had a deceptive air of perspicacity..

Those who are not good to others are bad to themselves..