The misconception about Hollywood is that it's a crazy drug and alcohol fueled place. It can be but there's also a huge sober community..

It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days.

I modeled from the time I was 15 until I was 20..

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine..

I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else..

I would never say that I'm not going to do something. I like not being limited..

When you are 16 you are supposed to be doing cool things, like sneaking alcohol, not living in Disney World and doing skits about mice..

I even watched Mulholland Drive in French... it didn't make much more sense in French, but I have to say, it didn't make any less sense either..

Life's a pitch, and then you buy..

When will you learn that there isn't a word for everything?.

Love comes from the strangest places..

I'm constantly being visually stimulated..

I talk by playing, not by words..

Compete with yourself, not with others..

But let the good prevail..

We've got to get in to get out..

I could never be James Bond..

And I don't like to work. I only like working when I'm working..

How could she tell him that we come to love those who save us?.

As long as you represent me as praising alcohol I shall not complain..

If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender..