A smattering of everything, and a knowledge of nothing..

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat - in other words, turn you into an adult..

I was the Colleen McCullough of 1971..

I'm wholehearted about whatever I do..

If one can create a purposeful, meaningful life then there's no room for drugs or alcohol. It's not on the list anymore..

What you see and what you hear on YouTube and the News and all that, it's not what it looks like, it's not what it seems, it's not what it is. Most o….

Your anger is a gift..

To do it nationally or internationally, you have to follow a few more rules..

I hit every day. I love to hit..

Without someone telling you what you are doing is wrong, you can't say what you are doing is right..

Pour me something tall and strong, make it a Hurricane before I go insane. It's only half past twelve but I don't care, it's 5 O'clock somewhere..

Science could never get you to make alcohol and tobacco legal and marijuana illegal. Only racism can do that..

Also, I gained lots of weight between ages 18-20 because I was drinking alcohol at night. Alcohol has lots of calories and that does not help..

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you..

Alcohol was for people who basically wished to be dead but lacked the courage to kill themselves..

If you've got bad news, you want to kick them blues, cocaine..

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world..

Alcohol is a misunderstood vitamin..

When under the influence of certain (or some) reasons (or causes) (alcohol, war, etc - added Spir here) the low instincts are unbridled (or unrestrai….

If die I must, let me die drinking in an Inn..

This isn't champagne anymore. We went through the champagne a long time ago. This is serious stuff. The days of champagne are long gone..