Cheap booze is a false economy..

Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for..

If I'd done a quarter of the things of which I'm accused, I'd be pickled in alcohol, I'd be a registered drug addict and would have sired half the ch….

I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass..

Some of the morays have held on. When I was in school, I remember asking the question, "Why is it that whenever I walk into a fraternity there's alco….

Alcohol is for drinking, gas is for cleaning parts, and nitro is for racing!.

Mankind does not drink alcohol because there are breweries, distilleries, and vineyards; men brew beer, distill spirits, and grow grapes because of t….

I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge..

Once you've been overweight you never want to be overweight again, so you keep going, keep going, like for any addiction. Health can be an addiction,….

Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up!.

Success is my drug of choice..

Many times drugs and alcohol - there's a technical term that they're called, emotional suppressants - are the only things that can help a person surv….

What feeds me destroys me..

Exercise is for people who can't handle drugs or alcohol..

Meow, Meow, Motherfucker..

There is mounting concern worldwide over the consumption of alcohol. The U.S. government estimates that 10.6 million adults are alcoholics and that o….

A comprehended God is no God at all!.

I was blessed that I got married early and had a good wife. That sort of kept me straight. Probably I would have been like Charlie Parker, you know, ….

We don't know much about the human conscience, except that it is soluble in alcohol..

Is it better not to drink alcohol and eat fried food and not have cheese and never have a cigarette at a party? Of course, but that's just not life..

I pant, I sink, I tremble, I expire!.