I began learning the sportswriting business very early in life..

I'm never sure why I do anything, to tell you the truth..

Money out of nothing is money that is eventually worth nothing..

New blood keeps us alive..

The other reason women wanted daughters was to keep their memories alive..

That's what was great about him. He tried. Not many do..

We are not only what we eat, but how we eat, too..

Being alone is and nothing is altogether not..

I've been given the opportunity to be alive in this day and age, and it's rare..

Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..

Amateur feed on hope. Professionals work..

A thing is never seen as it really is..

How would you like to find out how good my right is?.

Celebrity is something I've never been into, and never will be..

We could have had it all....

It's great to represent things that are not represented..

Go in and get us a shrunken head!.

It's necessary, at some point, to destroy your beauty..

I never starved myself..

I get criticized for anything I do..

unrequitted love amuses me.