You've got to tell your money what to do or it will leave..

I would like to be like Britney, but maybe better. But I don't wanna outshine her..

You better get it while you can.

And see she flies, and she is everywhere..

Just say yes, just say there's nothing holding you back..

What feeds me destroys me..

Meow, Meow, Motherfucker..

A comprehended God is no God at all!.

I pant, I sink, I tremble, I expire!.

Much ingenuity with a little money is vastly more profitable and amusing than much money without ingenuity..

It is necessary to work, if not from inclination, at least from despair. Everything considered, work is less boring than amusing oneself..

A moderated religion is as good for us as no religion at all—and more amusing..

Tessa, surprising herself, let out a gasp of laughter. Will looked at her, his mouth just beginning to quirk up in a grin. "I must be more amusing th….

Anybody, providing he knows how to be amusing, has the right to talk about himself..

Life is full of amusement to an amusing man..