I always loved movies, but I never thought I would presume to be a screenwriter and definitely not a director..

Don’t be against things so much as for things..

Science is almost totally incompatible with religion..

Experience is of particulars only..

Every single one of you, before you get off the pile, affect the head. Early, affect the head. Continue, touch and hit the head..

Yes!!! I booked a commercial!!!.

Eee-nee-mee-nee-my-nee-moe.

I just never really thought there could be something worse than death..

Maybe I am not French, maybe I am from nowhere..

Everything is deeply intertwingled..

I’ve always loved Alice Cooper..

Buy less, buy better, and really wear it..

L.A.'s always been good to me..

Alec Baldwin is so funny..

I was out-niggered, and I will never be out-niggered again..

The image is an image..

Do what's good for you Or you're not good for anybody.

What you see you become..

That which comes slow comes solid..

When I say that I don't know what my next thing is, I don't. I'm just gonna read scripts, and if I see something that jumps out at me, I'm just gonna….

Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good..