A woman springs a sudden reproach upon you which provokes a hot retort, and then she will presently ask you to apologize.
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A woman springs a sudden reproach upon you which provokes a hot retort, and then she will presently ask you to apologize.
We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
It will never do to plead sin as an excuse for sin, or to attempt to justify sinful acts by pleading that we have an evil heart. This instead of being a valid apology, is the very ground of our condemnation.
Apologies only account for that which they do not alter.
I don't want you to apologize for being rich; I want you to acknowledge that in America, we all should have to pay our fair share.
Forget it. Never explain; never apologize. You can either write posthumously or you can't.
Don't ask permission. If it does not work, you can apologize later.
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