I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse!.

You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once..

I've been a poser for f--ing years. I say, pose your arse off. You know, have a laugh..

The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can..

People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel….

I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess, but its quite literal….

A fart is just your arse applauding..

Tony Abbott would do anything but sell his arse.

The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse..

If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens..

I could be a bit of a pain in the arse. Since I've come out of my cancer, I must say I intend to be even more of a pain in the arse..