We is always so much better than I..

Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass..

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania..

I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things..

There are good places to play and bad places..

I like it when I strut..

Don't anoint me when you can anoint yourself..

All I want to do is sit on my ass and fart and think of Dante..

You have no beginning of time. It's always been there..

Let's take the work seriously, and not ourselves seriously..

Better to separate than never to marry..

If you really want to make a change, just get up off your ass and do it..

Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear..

In America, we have lost millions of decent-paying jobs. That has got to end..

You can't escape from what you are..

I don't just love her, she owns me. Completely. I'd do anything for her.

Tell them to send everything that can fly..

And without forgiveness, there is never any peace..

Women destroy me. I allow them to..

The more seriously you take yourself, the less others will..

I don't call myself an expert because I've played experts. I know a little bit about very little. But it's very hard to not be drawn into saying some….