Quotes on Ass

The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a consummate ass. If the case be otherwise, I beg his pardon and extend to him the cordial hand of fellowship and call him brother.

Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ.

I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.