The main thing is not to be dead..

I always have the best of everything..

Don't start something that you cannot finish..

Be loved, be admired, be necessary; be somebody..

A friend of everyone is a friend of no one.

My marriage has worked because I am not around much..

Discern the vital few from the trivial Many..

Is there life in other families?.

I'm the git in the family..

Obviously, I'm attracted to heavier movies..

I love to work. I love doing standup..

My act is based on my life..

It's true that I suffered a lot, especially when I was younger..

Discover what you don't like doing and stop doing it..

Anything that can be dreamed is true..

She'd hit me before but never over and over and over and over into the head..

We could have had it all....

Women are the only correspondents to be depended on..

It's amazing how if you turn up at a studio without an idea, a picture will take itself from momentum, and you quickly can lose control..

Everything is personal..

God, I love John Cassavetes..