An unshared happiness is not happiness..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Only the autodidacts are free..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

Money out of nothing is money that is eventually worth nothing..

Everything is out there. That's why they call it everything..

The more I work the happier I am..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I have so much respect for what's funny..

What can you take from me which is not already yours?.

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Audrey Hepburn, as famous as she was, packed her own suitcases... I don’t know why that struck me, but it did. 'She has a servant’s heart,' I thought..

I'm getting more famouser by the day!.

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

How many times have I created to destroy?.

I prefer to drive myself. I guess I like to be in control..

So many things I'm not, and so few things I am..

I'd rather buy something that is relatively depressed than something that is relatively high..

I have to be pretty close to what I am..

I dont have time to be depressed..