No one's ever called me anything but 'Arne.'.

We is always so much better than I..

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania..

I'm good for some things, bad for a lot of things..

There are good places to play and bad places..

I like it when I strut..

Don't anoint me when you can anoint yourself..

If you wish to understand me at all (and to write an autobiography is only to open a window into one's heart) you must understand first and foremost,….

It's necessary, at some point, to destroy your beauty..

But still it's like I said, when you hop in a cab in Italy and the guy doesn't speak English, uhh, you know, you have to start pointin' at things. Yo….

You have no beginning of time. It's always been there..

Let's take the work seriously, and not ourselves seriously..

Better to separate than never to marry..

Listen once in a while. It's amazing what you can hear..

In America, we have lost millions of decent-paying jobs. That has got to end..

You can't escape from what you are..

I don't just love her, she owns me. Completely. I'd do anything for her.

Tell them to send everything that can fly..

And without forgiveness, there is never any peace..

Women destroy me. I allow them to..

The more seriously you take yourself, the less others will..