Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

You don't have to do anything..

What's the point in being an unpopular writer? It just doesn't make a lot of sense. For me it doesn't, anyway..

He is praised by some, blamed by others..

Can I touch your mango?.

I don't have a particular genre that I want to stick to; if you work on a small piece, you take that experience with you when you work on a big piece….

The only rule is there are no rules..

I love seeing things that work in the micro and work in the macro..

Hope changes everything, doesn't it?.

If you put in the time, you’ll see the rewards..

I dont like quotes. You can quote me on that..

I rather like the idea of defying death..

I love a good non sequitur..

I don't fear anything..

I don't take myself too seriously..

Love cannot be explained, yet it explains all..

The future is all around here.' It's a place, anyplace where we don't exist..

Things ain't like they say they be, but they do!.

I like to do things that I develop from the ground up..

I love to sing. It's the easiest thing for me to do..

Jeb Bush is the new John Connelly..