I won't lie. Walking into a room and seeing your girlfriend reading a baby-name book can kind of make your heart stop..
I love to receive babies into this world, so crawling around on my knees in the birth room is my best place, and most often you can still find me the….
The first things that babies can notice is sex; the first thing that you can tell about a person when you see them walking down the street is their g….
After I got divorced, I said to myself, I will never, ever get married again. It was in cement. I went through a really rough twenty-five years, but ….
I am not pregnant, but I've had three kids, and there is a 'bump.' From now on, ladies, I will have a 'bump' and it will be my 'baby bump,' and let's….
There must be a better reason to have a baby than to provide a plot point in a rom-com. Don't you think?.
The amazing heroic women in labor, they are the truest inspiration, and when they push their babies into the light... I am astonished every time..
My first experience of having a baby was about as natural as birth can be, and though I didn't know it at the time, it set my feet on a path that eve….
Question the Chestnuts. Chestnuts: the new name for boobs? No. NO. Why would you even say that? Get your mind out of the gutter. No, by "chestnuts" I….
A big heart is both a clunky and a delicate thing; it doesn't protect itself and it doesn't hide. It stands out, like a baby's fontanel, where you ca….
If men had to have babies, they would only ever have one each..
I'm a military baby, and it makes me proud to know that I'm the child of two parents that served our country. I feel very connected to our country, a….
I'm a baby. I sleep like a baby - I'm up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have great nights of no sleep where ideas come..
Seeing the whales off James Price Point, mothers, babies, bull whales, seeing the count, going up into the thousands of these whales, the assurance t….
My baby does the hanky panky..
Where's your instruction manual?" I asked him. "What's the baby customer-service number?.
I think my greatest moment in business was when the first Southwest airplane arrived after four years of litigation and I walked up to it and I kisse….
New Rule: If you can force a woman to look at a sonogram—to see what will happen if she has an abortion—you also have to let her see a crying baby, a….
There is nothing that can bring you closer to fearlessness about everything else in the world than being a parent - because everyday fears like not b….
Most baby books also tend to romanticize the mother who stays at home, as if she really spends her entire day doing nothing but beaming at the baby a….
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches..