A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic..
Infancy conforms to nobody: all conform to it, so that one babe commonly makes four or five out of the adults who prattle and play to it..
I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing..
If I had lady-spider legs, I would weave a sky where the stars lined up. Matresses would be tied down tight to their trucks, bodies would never crash….
I want a baby from an Italian - possibly Sicilian - donor..
Don't hide yourself in regret, Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way.
Anybody can make a baby without any checking, without thinking. This type of parenting can be tragic because one of the greatest actions a human bein….
I hope you guys are up for a fight. I hope you guys are game because I haven't been putting up with 19 months of airplanes and hotel food and missing….
I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the t….
It wasn't [Barack] Obama per se; it was the feeling on the ground; it was seeing an old black woman in a wheelchair being wheeled by her son waving a….
The system isn't working when 12 million people live in hiding, and hundreds of thousands cross our borders illegally each year; when companies hire ….
I've got two daughters. 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first of all about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, I don….