When Shakespeare doesn't feel like Shakespeare, it's the best..

You don't adjust. You just dominate..

My life now could not be better..

Take what you do seriously, but yourself lightly.

I represent celebrities, but I am not a celebrity..

No one notices I'm breaking inside..

Act because you love to act..

I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..

Life comes only from life..

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

Never take no from somebody who cannot say yes..

No one will ever touch Elvis.

Me? I slept like the dead, which I hoped wasn’t a sign of things to come..

I have never voted in my life..

all deaths are one's own..

Anthony Davis is cool..

I have never painted a recent picture..

There seemed a gulf impassable between them..

I always hesitate to say that something is lifelike..

I fear for the democratic system. And I fear for our liberties. Only a small group of people fights for our liberties. Once we start on the slippery ….

I respect music, I do. I love it..