They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow..

When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh..

You get to have some mischief before you're basically a blackened banana, impotent, and nothing to be afraid of..

If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana..