Quotes on Bars Drinking

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.

Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.