The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry..
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..
If I'm in a bar and I gotta be sitting next to some clown who's like, "It's my tune," I don't want to hear you belt out Bruce Springsteen. That's why….
Getting kicked out of the American Bar Association is like getting kicked out of the Book-of-the-Month Club..
I was once in a bar with a friend of mine, we were having a drink and a bunch of people walked in and they were talking about how, "It's official, th….
I just don't like being told what to do..
I never take myself too seriously..
People meet in bars after work all over the world and talk about the great problems of life and death and the world and politics and they don't take ….
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
If I listened to my instincts, I'd be down at the pub chasing women, not under a 400 pound bar squatting.
There must be nothing in my daily conduct that, copied by another, could lead that one into unholiness..
I really kind of set the bar really low, so I don't get disappointed..
When you talk about obesity, there's so many things that can cause that. It can be a medical thing, or down to the individual. There's a lot of other….
I'm that person in the bar who's like, "Can they turn the music down? I would like to chat.".
If you're the band leader you ask more of yourself than anyone else, so they tend to raise the bar for me..
I've always dressed like a dude..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..
The Bar Room has a corner table placed strategically at a point diagonally across from the entrance. the table of tables in the setting of settings i….
I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.
I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..