Here we are now, entertain us..

The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms..

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely..

I've never turned blue in someone else's bathroom. I consider that the height of bad manners..

Love can tame the wildest..

Burnett fidgeted. She had never seen Burnett like this. He looked like a kid who needed to go to the bathroom..

You don't take a picture, you make a picture..

The days passed, as they do, and life went on..

Donald Trump is the head of a global power..

I'm really not that confident!.

I don't like things that aren't true..

I've been on top longer and I am younger. I'm just better..

Vaisey looked like a startled earwig..

I prefer true over happy now..

Nothing can come out of nothing, any more than a thing can go back to nothing..

At Disneyland, you never go backstage - even when youre in the bathroom..

I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom..

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom..

But I've swallowed my pride before, that's for sure. I'm practically lined with my mistakes on the inside like a bad-wallpapered bathroom..

You have to have something to put your work in otherwise it's not valid.

Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom.".