Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..

I have nothing to hide!.

I'm constantly being visually stimulated..

People were so cheap there... they ate beans to save on bubble bath..

Oh, am I wearing an ascot? I didn't notice..

I never, ever would or did rob anyone in my life..

If you're smiling , you're happy out..

I don't take too many things too seriously..

I'm just taking one match at a time..

There's no image we can't improve..

It's cool that you found somebody that you trust..

Own nothing, control everything..

Celebrities say the darnedest things..

I have nothing to say. And I am saying it. That's poetry..

Become a documentarian of what you do..

I don't call myself a writer..

I respect religion and will respect any religion..

When I was young, I would sit in the bath and ideas would come to me. But I'm not young any more, so now I just sit in the bath..

It's true what they say about failure. You don't learn from success..

It is not what you do. It is that you do..

Graved inside of it, "Italy"..