I woke up. I was like, "Look, you can do anything you want - and you want a lot of things, so you should get to work.".

Stand-up is great because I can get everything off my chest..

The asp doth on his feeder feed..

I just want to get the most money I can..

I like smartasses, because I can be smartass back and rashy..

You got to go along to get along..

it's doors I'm afraid of because I can't see through them, its the door opening by itself in the wind I'm afraid of..

Life begins when we decide it's going to begin for us..

Whenever I get into something, I shut out everything else..

the more you live the more things reflect all around you!!!!.

I'm a professional food eater..

There are no more liberals Theyve all been mugged..

There is never only ONE of anything in nature..

I have not been recognized..

Amateurs do things 'till they get it right. Pros do it 'till they can't get it wrong..

When there's nothing to do, you do nothing slowly and intently..

The original deal we made was that Walker would be treated like a regular movie, rather than an arthouse thing..

This depravation of our nature is nothing else but the blotting of God's image in us..

You get what you get when you get it..

I have learnt more from my failures than my successes..

Things are what they are, and whatever will be, will be..