3-D movies can make me nauseous..

I rarely do things based on what everybody else is doing; I never have..

I don't go to bed every night worried about getting back into baseball..

I am as omnivorous as it's possible to be. I always say there's nothing I won't eat and nothing I won't wear..

Everything is more glamorous when you do it in bed anyway..

The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept in, every toilet I used..

You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed?.

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don't feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up..

That six or seven hours you have to be in bed with your eyes closed. What a waste!.

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

A nation's not a child, for God's sake. ... It's like a wild horse you tame by breaking it. Or a fiery woman you slap till she sees sense and warms y….

New York is a small place when it comes to the part of it that wakes up just as the rest is going to bed..

More dreams are destroyed in bed than are ever found there..

If you want to change the world, start off by making your bed..

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..