Mmm, he rumbled into my ear. I thought that being married meant that I never go to bed hungry..

My best advice is to work out with a buddy. They keep you motivated and get you out of bed..

I don't like sleeping in a bed..

But no one ever is allowed in Sleepytown, unless He goes to bed in time to take the Sleepytown Express!.

When you meet a man, don't you always idly wonder what he'd be like in bed? I do..

The marriage bed is the most degenerative influence in the social order..

One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with..

Love wants to enjoy in other ways the human being whom it has enjoyed in bed; it looks forward to having breakfast..

The older you get the more you understand what you're doing.

Stop shoulding on yourself.

Needing something is not the same thing as being interested in the thing itself..

You just have to learn not to care about the dusty mites under the beds..

And some to Meccah turn to pray, and I toward thy bed, Yasmin..

When it comes to asking for raise, you just have to do it in the right way. You may get a no, and that's fine, but ask and make sure you know when yo….

By Googling myself, I'm not going to find anything I like..

I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

I was hired as a penciler..

Beware The Court of Owls, that watches all the time, ruling Gotham from a shadowed perch, behind granite and lime. They watch you at your hearth, the….

This city belongs to ghosts, to murderers, to sleepwalkers. Where are you, in what bed, in what dream?.