I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with..

Everybody has something to conceal..

You take advantage of your position as a famous actor to meet women..

My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes -- I hate those two things..

Money out of nothing is money that is eventually worth nothing..

It wasn't that I had gotten it right . . . but that I had gotten true..

You don’t have to have a boyfriend to be happy, to be pretty, or belong..

I'm into women. I've always loved women..

Humans sort of instinctively respond negatively to something that's not true..

Buy less, buy better, and really wear it..

And ... and what is civilisation if it isn't people talking to each other over a goddamned beer?.

When Caesar says, 'do this,' it is perform'd..

I loved working with Mandy Patinkin, I have to say..

Everything was believed except the truth..

We considered behaving, but it's against our nature..

I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..

We are a nation within a nation..

Courage, Alexan­der,” she whis­pered. “Courage, Ta­tiana..

You can choose not to be interested in politics, but you can’t choose to be unaffected by it.

Unfortunately, beer was only a short-term answer. And head transplants had yet to be approved by the FDA..

I could be a dray man delivering the beer, maybe. If they could wangle some cockney in, that would be great..