When it's time to pull and tuck, I'm sure I will consider it..

With each new album: I need to kill the last version of me..

I don't consider weed to be any worse than having a beer..

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind..

I don't have to announce all the women I've slept with..

Everybody has something to conceal..

You take advantage of your position as a famous actor to meet women..

My first pastoral letter's gonna be a condemnation of light beer and instant mashed potatoes -- I hate those two things..

Money out of nothing is money that is eventually worth nothing..

It wasn't that I had gotten it right . . . but that I had gotten true..

You don’t have to have a boyfriend to be happy, to be pretty, or belong..

I'm into women. I've always loved women..

Humans sort of instinctively respond negatively to something that's not true..

Buy less, buy better, and really wear it..

And ... and what is civilisation if it isn't people talking to each other over a goddamned beer?.

When Caesar says, 'do this,' it is perform'd..

I loved working with Mandy Patinkin, I have to say..

Everything was believed except the truth..

We considered behaving, but it's against our nature..

I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..

We are a nation within a nation..