I don't enter, I'm entered. It's up to someone else. It's up to them..

He that ceaseth to be a friend never was a good one..

I always do things before I go on a case and when I leave a case. I even do that when I'm out on the road..

What's the point in being an unpopular writer? It just doesn't make a lot of sense. For me it doesn't, anyway..

I really liked it best when I was a nobody..

Time is 'to make'. it is not 'to have'..

Find out what works, and do more of that..

I've never been super confident about anything. The work is never as good as it could be..

I'm very competitive..

However bad your life appears, things could be far, far worse.

The Dead travel fast..

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy.

So we are grasped by what we cannot grasp..

I love directing and that's where I'm headed. That's where my head is at..

We see not our own backs..

Cynics are simply thwarted romantics..

The closer you get to God, the more you become yourself..

Ultimately, leadership is more about 'being' than 'doing.'.

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

I love to live and I live to love..

I cannot live with someone who can't live without me..