Quotes on Best Funny

By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.