It's not just what you do on the pitch, it's what you do off the pitch..

My life now could not be better..

Someone else's success is not your failure..

Do not serve time, let time serve you..

...friendship is something you do..

I am one of those for whom superfluity is a necessity..

We are what we are..

nobody ever finds the one.

Do not destroy what you cannot create..

Whatever I do is out of love..

No one will ever touch Elvis.

There are things that inform the works, but that doesn't go anywhere near what you're actually looking at..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

You read best what you read most..

I like having options, alternate lives unlived but always possible..

It's really good to be here and as I always say, it's really good to be anywhere!.

I don't like things that aren't true..

Friendship neither finds nor makes equals..

There's nobody playing better than J.R. Sweezy.

I totally understand OJ. I get it..

I like the TV format. I like how fast it is..