Has anybody seen my tambourine?.
I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..
You are so much better off on your own than with the wrong person..
I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around..
I just don't like being told what to do..
I never take myself too seriously..
True statement: Live it, love it, leave the wold better off than when you got here..
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
There must be nothing in my daily conduct that, copied by another, could lead that one into unholiness..
I've always dressed like a dude..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..
Unquestionably, the world is better off without Saddam..
I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.
I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..
Life's for the living, so live it, or you're better off dead..
I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was..
'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..
I think those autoworkers whose industry would have collapsed if the president hadn't intervened are certainly better off..
They are the we of me..