Quotes on Birthday Humor

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.