Quotes on Birthday Wishes Funny

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.