If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance..

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning..

Lu-cy...you have some s'plainin' to do. ~Gem.

In 1993 my birthday present was a star on Hollywood's Walk of Fame..

Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..

I started running around my 30th birthday. I wanted to lose weight; I didn't anticipate the serenity. Being in motion, suddenly my body was busy and ….

I jumped out of an airplane on my 34th birthday because I promised myself I would. I have an interest in confronting my fears..

When you're 50 you start thinking about things you haven't thought about before. I used to think getting old was about vanity - but actually it's abo….

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much..

Maybe it's what we don't say/that saves us..

Like many things, I am nothing..

Interventions are really emotionally exhausting and I would never ever want to have one. In the same way, I would never want to have a surprise birth….

Surely all of us are nerved by one another, catch courage from one another..

Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine..

Women are the life force we look at for their beauty..

For my second match it's pretty good..

A smile becomes you or perhaps you become you when you smile..

Accidental stacks considered harmful..

Celebrity is very weird..

I am, therefore there is a God..

I don't have anything to hide..