The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills..

Birth may be a matter of a moment, but it is a unique one..

A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating..

At this age, I should be leading a quiet life..

Every human being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn't original sin. He's born with the tragedy that he has to grow up... a lot of peop….

I feel more mature than most people my age..

Have regular hours for work and play; make each day both useful and pleasant, and prove that you understand the worth of time by employing it well. T….

During our journey there were two occasions that we celebrated by honoring someone's talent. Everyone is recognized by a special party, but it has n….

There probably aren't a lot of actors my age who tap dance..

Why party like it is 1999 when you can party like it is your birthday?.

Be pleased to look forward, And pleased to look behind, Count today, your 40th, and each birthday With a grateful mind..

With sixty staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the sentence structure and definite hardening of the paragraphs..

My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him..

Every age develops its own peculiar forms of pathology, which express in exaggerated form its underlying character structure..

Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday..

May today be a happy memory, tomorrow a bright new promise. Happy Birthday.

The trouble with our age is that it is all signpost and no destination..

Sixteen candles make a lovely light But not as bright as your eyes tonight..

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune..

n this changing world, it's nice to know that one thing is forever... you'll always be my sister! Happy Birthday to a Wonderful Sister.

May the moments of today become fond memories for tomorrow. Happy Birthday.